fierce mild

"Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow."

"Manny: That light means there's a message can I listen to it please
Bernard: No No that's not what the light means, it means the machine needs more salt."

"Why are you getting so angry?
I can't help being angry when I'm furious!"

Black Books


In loving memory of Bernard Black.
"Manny, whats going on? where is the wine?"